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Monday, March 19, 2007

Riding Peach Beach, Part III

King Toadstool simply didn't know what to do. Mario had risked his lives many times to save his daughter from the clutches of Bowser and various koopa kids. Mario had repeated returned him to his original state after their shared enemies turned him into all sorts of toads and birds. Mario was a hero; Mario was like a son to him.

Mario's cock was teasing his beloved daughter's inner cheek.

He watched, disabled by helpless shock, as Princess Peach ran her lips over Mario's stubby member faster than the wiliest Fishin' Lakitu. Tears and thin lines of blood ran over her closed eyes as Mario placed his hands on his hips with obvious satisfaction.

What disturbed him most was not the sight of a fat plumber's fat plunger in his sweet child's mouth. Nor was it the over-sized, semi-retarded gorilla that was ramming her shithole like there was no tomorrow. No, it was the look of tranquility on Peach's face. The look of absolute peace and pleasure that marked her face as she accepted two cocks into her body at once.

And what cocks! Donkey Kong's king-sized dick slid in and out of her with such ease, covered in fur and vaginal juices. His tongue stupidly lolled out of his mouth as he shook Peach around like a rag doll. King Toadstool watched his daughter's large, pillowy breasts smack into each other as D.K. made her his bitch. Mario was at this point running his fingers along his mustache, apparently concerned that his facial hair might not be perfectly arranged at the moment he blew hot white cum over the princess's eyes.

"Daddy!" The exclamation reached the king's ears as if from a distant foreign land, spoken of in some near-forgotten fairy tale. He hardly felt any connection to the world around him; he was consumed with waves of confusion that drowned his floundering concentration.

"Daddy!"

But the voice was familiar. He knew that. It was his daughter's. Wait, he had a daughter?

"Hey, answer the whore so I can a-put my sausage back in her!" Mario shouted angrily at him. King Toadstool came reeling back to reality. Mario was still standing with his hands on his hips but his cock swung free in the air, hovering in front of his daughter's face, throbbing with excitement. Peach was looking at him with one of those, 'C'mon, I don't have all day' faces and D.K., seemingly unaware of the implications of the situation, had merely slowly down his thrusts.

"Daddy, could I please have some privacy?"

"What do you think you're doing? Your mother, may she rest in peace, didn't spend 30 hours pushing you out so you could fill every hole in your body with a throbbing cock!"

Peach looked hurt. "Daddy...."

"How do you think this makes me feel? To walk in on my beloved sweetie with two dongs in her, to see you covered in sweat and blood, loving every minute of this ecstasy... to see your soft breasts hanging in the air while a foot-long cock reams your ass...."

"Dad, there's a bulge in your pants."

And it was true. The old man's wiener had begun to push at his shorts with rhythmic regularity. In spite of his confusion and anger at finding an animal and a man he regarded as a son fucking his supposedly virginal daughter, King Toadstool was getting hot.

"Well, let's just say I can forget this whole thing. Under one condition."

"What's that?" Peach's face filled with uncertainty.

"Me and the boy have a little sword fight. Just know that I get to finish on your face."

Peach's furrowed eyebrows relaxed with relief.

"Not if I cum first!" Mario jested, his belly jiggling.

And with that King Toadstool and Mario began to fence, smacking their dicks against each other for a good two minutes before inserting them into Peach's mouth. As it turned out, Mario was quicker to the draw and spooged over Peach's bloody face well-before the old man was even fully hard. King Toadstool contented himself with jacking off in front of them until Donkey Kong took pity and helped their ruler by running his gigantic tongue over the king's admittedly shriveled scrotum. When the king came, every clapped and had a good laugh. Mario then took the koopa shell, kicked it into the king's face and fucked D.K. in the ass while the monkey rammed Peach in the pussy until she came loudly for at least one minute.

THANK YOU MARIO!


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