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Friday, November 03, 2006

Riding Peach Beach

"How bold of you."

Princess Peach's words hung in the air as she stared into the vacant face of Donkey Kong. "I always knew you were a big boy." Staring at her stupidly, DK scratched his head with a big, furry paw and drooled slightly out of the left corner of his mouth.

Licking the tips of her ruby red lips, Peach issued forth a wind chime-like laugh. "Silly boy, you don't even know what's happening, do you?" Walking up to DK, Peach delicately lifted up his gigantic, furry brown member with the tips of her fingers. It was hanging so low that it teased the grass below them, and only after Peach had wrapped her fingers around it and given it a playful tug did DK realize what was happening. Slobbering and searching his brain for the appropriate growl, DK only succeeding in letting his massive tongue fall out of his mouth.
"Oh, you don't know what to do, do you? This is all new to you. How could such a-" Peach paused, looking at his manhood and gasping slightly, "Big boy be so naive in the ways of life."

DK stared at her blankly as his man-root hardened and raised off the ground. "You're in luck, because Mario is on a quest and I'm in the mood to teach a lesson."

Grabbing his manhood by both pale, delicate hands, Peach began to slowly caress him. DK responded with a guttural moan and watched his member grow to thrice its size. Running her eyes up and down his penis, Peach began to pant slightly, consumed with excitement for the moment that she could feel that furry phallus inside her.

Furiously stroking his member, Peach squealed with glee as DK reached down and pinched off her entire pink dress with one paw. "Oh, God. I think you're ready to move on to the next level."

Her pink dainties silently slipped to the floor, leaving nothing between her and Donkey Kong other than pure, unadulterated lust. Moving forward, DK chewed his lip and testingly prodded her full chest with his man-root. At first Peach playfully batted it, whacking it back and forth, but after it had hung in the air for some time she began to realize something was wrong.

"Hmm? What's the matter?"
"Gaaaaaah," Kong said, scratching his gigantic, dangling scrotum.
"You don't know what to do again? Didn't your mama teach you anything?"
Getting down on all fours, Peach turned around and offered herself up to him.
"Once you're hard, it's not that hard to figure out. Give me a try."

Tentatively poking her waiting mons, DK eventually worked up the courage to insert himself fully into the Princess' body. Letting loose a low groan, Peach's fingers tore at the grass beneath her. "Now, all you have to do is-" Peach began to say, but before she could finish she found herself crying out with the delight and pain of that first thrust. DK grabbed both sides of her bottom with his rough paws and pounded away at her, ramming himself in and out of her with a feverish pace only seen on select 150cc races.

"You are making me so wet!" Peach exclaimed, and it was true. DK could tell by the ease with which he was reentering her body that her fluids were flowing faster than the tide on Peach Beach. Screaming and moaning, Peach collapsed face-first into the grass below and began biting down hard into the earth. DK was moving so fast and so large she felt as if she might split in half, but his pounding banana was too irresistible for her to tell him to slow down.

"Oh, ahhh, right there," she moaned, heavily breathing and closing her eyes with complete satisfaction. Just as she felt she might explode in pleasure, a familiar voice invaded her ears.

"It's-a-me, Mario!"

DK stopped pounding. Peach's eyelids shot open. With DK's cock still inside her, Peach slowly turned around to see Mario staring at her, a koopa shell in his right hand and bloodlust in his eyes.

to be continued...


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